If I had been thinking at all I would have washed up and tried to find some other clothes to … More
Tag: vampires
Ela Halloween Special 2 – The Revenge
I don’t remember going outside but Fred and I were sitting outside at one of the three uncomfortable tables in … More
Ela Halloween Special 2 – The Revenge
“Do you remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer?” I shook my head slowly and mutely, which caused Diane to frown slightly … More
Ela Halloween Special 2 – The Revenge
Duke isn’t my type but he’s not a bad looking guy. I like guys who have more of a traditional … More
Thou shall not kill, J/K
I deleted a “sorry if you’re religious and this offends you” opening because saying that isn’t going to make anyone … More
omne trium perfectum
Three times now. First The Asian Girl. Then Cassie. Now these archery girls. Three times teenage girls just happen across … More
Some pun about Sabrina the teen-aged witch
A guy came in right as Merry started crying herself stupid. I told him she had just found out she … More
I’m the one who should be crying, about the criminal lack of pizza
Next stop, Kenyon College. Dave’s friend was desperate to come with me, but I was pretty sure that a two-hour … More