The punks thought that I was a metalhead. The metalheads thought I was a thrasher. The thrashers thought I was … More
There’s an old show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don’t get many comments but half of them are references … More
Enough talk! Kill something!!!
Riddle me this, since she grabbed me like a pirate grabbing a wench on the cover of a trashy romance … More
What’s the use in crying?
I saw my dad cry once. Not long before he and my mom died in a car wreck. I was … More
Go! Fight! Win!
When she cast her spell to find the magic bone of vampire boning it seemed to me indistinguishable from the … More
The rainbow connection
We weren’t in Mexico anymore I don’t think. We weren’t in Missouri for sure. I know that. Wherever we were … More
We’ll find it
“What is it?” I didn’t recognize my own voice. I sounded like an overexcited little girl who spotted a unicorn … More
Fun and games
When I stabbed Martialla in the chest she didn’t wake up or move or do anything. No reaction other than … More
Vampire Hunter E
When I was a kid a social worker made me talk to a therapist once. She told me that because … More
Ela Halloween Special 2 – The Revenge
Xlade drives a Chevrolet Corvair Monza convertible. Not one that he restored or fixed up or whatever dudes do with … More