The house always wins

When I met up with Ginger Rock he moved in to kiss me. When I stiff armed him off and … More

Coyote ugly? You wish buddy

I do most of my drinking alone in my car or a motel room. Like a well-adjusted person. Huck and … More

In between shuttling Randy and Robin to their comedy showcases I picked up a booking myself with Texas Mid Championship … More

(WARNING – SUPER EROTIC) “What are they doing?” I was repulsed and horrified and disgusted and sickened and nauseated and … More

Imagine that it’s dusk and a light rain is falling. You’re in your nice apartment that you kind of can’t … More

Even though I don’t have the money to spare, I stopped at the luxurious Holiday Inn Express. I couldn’t handle … More

Grace’s first thought is to jump back in the car, fire it up and peel out Fast and Furious style, … More

I figured it out. Cori and Eugenia, aka Nightmare Violence Connection, act like they’re characters in one of those stupid … More

I’m no Milana Vayntrub. Clearly. Still, I get my share of gross comments. I’ve learned that it really doesn’t matter … More

It’s a bit strange driving up to a flea market for a show in an expensive vehicle. Even if it … More