The one where I’m better than Rocky

I starred in a movie about a complicated yet beautiful young woman that gets caught up in the ugly world … More

NAL Quiet on the Western Front – Martialla’s boring war journal

After Fortykills abandoned her self-appointed post as allied commander Nate took control by general consensus. (action item – learn why … More

“God damn it” I muttered to myself as I wrapped my hands in filthy cloth that would infect any wounds … More

Paradise remains in friendly hands and we were allowed to land. Nate has assumed control of our forces, forming a … More

My new traveling companions endeared themselves to me in short order by butchering and cooking up a dino-horse that I … More

Mistaken identities and face-spearings aside (one good thing about future people is they’re all so ugly they don’t care if … More

The good thing about driving around in an Invincible truck is that there’s a chance, if they don’t look real … More

Strangely we never had a chance to examine the bumpy-headed people up close until after the airfield raid. They’re pretty … More

I looked down at the, uh what shall I call it, pile of pink and brown biological, uh material, that … More

I played a reporter in a movie where a Brazilian military patrol and an Argentinian military patrol bump into each … More