Epic fight music

Once the hooting and hollering of the assembled horde reached a fever pitch, it seemed like it was time to … More

To the victor go the spoilt potatoes

Martialla harped on me for using too many nanos before I knew if I needed them. I told her that … More

Putting Martialla on the “bed” seemed like an even worse option than leaving her in the dirt and filth on … More

I suppose we passed out. Sugar crash, adrenaline crash, pain crash (note to self, Pain Crash good band name yes/no?) … More

Did you ever see that movie the Longest Yard? Me neither. Burt Reynolds? Give me a break. I assume that … More