Junker’s Delight is the biggest town I’ve seen in the future. I mean literally the biggest, as in the physical … More
Tag: happiness
He’s not wrong but you don’t need to say it
I tweeted out my next show dates and a dude responded by saying that having sex with me must be … More
Magical girl friendship squad
You know what’s right next to Catfish Basket at the Hondo Village Center in El Paso? A candle place named … More
What is happiness and why do you think you deserve it? Asking for a friend
When I got to Phoenix, I sold the van Gary bought me and bought a 2017 Avalon. I always thought … More
Total Drama Island
This is going to seem like one of those melodramatic cries for help designed to elicit sympathy or scream for … More