“What did you do with the body?” Lucien gave me a worried look that I wasn’t supposed to see. I … More
Tag: friendship
Lucky bastard
It’s been a long time since I’ve been hungover. My cleansing spell doesn’t work on hangovers. It pisses me off … More
The sin eaters
Someone commented that no one with friends is a failure. I know you were trying to make me feel better … More
The running and screaming comes later
I was rehearsing what I would say to Huck and Larry to end our experiment in co-habitation when I walked … More
Fun and games
When I stabbed Martialla in the chest she didn’t wake up or move or do anything. No reaction other than … More
Vampire Hunter E
When I was a kid a social worker made me talk to a therapist once. She told me that because … More
Why indeed?
I took a detour to stop and see if Mr. Petticord would talk to me. Even though I had lived … More
RIP Stella
Stella taught me that zombies are people who are alive and well but have had their minds overthrown by magic … More
Therefore, the battle is already over
The thing that attacked Paul had come out of the ground like a rabid wombat. It was real weird looking … More
Magical gender neutral friendship squad
I’m going to blow your minds. Magic is cool. I never want to forget that. Dany came down from Iowa … More