Hit me on Insta Milla Jojovovovich

I don’t want to bust Chelease’s tits too much because she’s helping me out.  I think that she’s at least … More

You know what they say, you have to have money to have money

Most of the stuff in Royale’s trunk are his things.  Journals he wrote himself.  Details of his adventures with and … More

All about Gary

Look, I’m not one of those Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged heartless corporate monsters who think that poor people should be … More

I should have already learned this lesson

In order to pay off my loan I owe 10 shows to East Coast Professional Wrestling which is a family-oriented … More

There’s no money in monsters kid

Waldrum and Berner were surprised by my display.  Not surprised enough.  When I asked them about it they said, as … More

A thing can be true and still be desperate folly

I suggested to Lucien that instead of sitting around all day not doing a nothing maybe we should try to … More

What was the name of the other bar in Cheers?

Despite never having ridden (driven?) a motorcycle before, I was able to pick up how to excite-bike my way across … More

All you get is a moment’s rest from what haunts you deep inside, is that good enough tonight?

Is it a coincidence that bizarre and bazaar are homophones?  Or did one beget the other?  I could see that … More

It’s not fair that when I survive a murder attempt I end up with a bill

I need to learn a spell that persuades people or gives me an aura of authority.  I am terrible at … More

I see you, you see me, we know what must be done

The angry spearman with the crown of dirty rags sent off Gollum with a kick and then came stomping towards … More