The Librarian told me that her mother wasn’t very nice to her. She told me that for a while. I … More
I don’t usually get any pleasure out of hurting people. Even if they deserve it. I have my issues but … More
Baseball Star’s mom was only a little rude to me. I bet by rich person standards she wasn’t rude at … More
Magical gender neutral friendship squad
I’m going to blow your minds. Magic is cool. I never want to forget that. Dany came down from Iowa … More
I think they left me chained to that desk in the interrogation room for at least 20 hours. I’m sure … More
Interlude – What measure a man?
Richard Forde was born March 16, 1828 in Ireland. He doesn’t remember exactly where, he hasn’t been home for a … More
Did I already do the Camila Cabello joke?
The club in Havana – Florida, not Cuba – is abandoned. I don’t know why I thought they would still … More
Which sounds better, cult smasher or cult breaker? Or cult basher?
I worry about going insane. Or that I already am insane. It’s possible that there is no such thing as … More
Death wore a cowboy hat
I suppose instead of putting together a wrestling show I should be traveling the country figuring out what the female … More
To a certain degree I think if you are invited to a goat-mask orgy you know the risks
I’ve decided that if no one wants to book me, I’ll run my own show. I did it once before. … More