The soccer mom was nowhere to be found. Until used magic and found her down in the ravine weeping in … More
Tag: cornell
Campus visit
Altogether I attended a couple months of high school. A few weeks here and a few weeks there when I … More
College of Human Ecology, Labor Relations & Dark Magic
At some point during the three hours I was sort of asleep, I saw Gary (that’s his fucking name, Gary … More
Antiques Roadshow – Magic serial killer edition
The professor asked me to meet him at his office on campus rather than his house. I guess because he’s … More
Bed, Breakfast & Beyond (aka any person any study)
I never thought about what a bed and breakfast was. Turns out it’s some people in a fancy house that … More