Meanwhile – Queen Ela

I used to be around other Elas all the time. For a few years after we escaped from the facility … More

Hey wo-man, nice shot

It might surprise you to know that before I came to the future present I never shot anyone. Not one … More

A frotteur at a shooting range once told me that you need to put a hundred rounds through a weapon … More

You’d be perfectly within your rights to assume that the people who took control of the helicarrier were working with … More

“You’re strangely quiet. I would have thought you’d be over the moon to meet yourself.” I looked up at Martialla … More

Aside from the killing and the beating and the gassing and stealing all our stuff King Chevrolet Hollywoodland the Third … More

Captain Boat Captain had told us to follow the river south if we wanted to find my doppelganger but when … More

Instead of cracking J-Lo Two open like a turtle for soup and violently murdering us the river pirates (are they … More

“Sharon isn’t moving, we need to . . .” “They’ve got a customer as a hostage! How did they . … More

Today things changed. No exercise, the drones took us into the elevator instead. Before sleeping I was just thinking that … More