I used to be around other Elas all the time. For a few years after we escaped from the facility … More
Tag: clones
Hey wo-man, nice shot
It might surprise you to know that before I came to the future present I never shot anyone. Not one … More
Captain Laser has no time for love
A frotteur at a shooting range once told me that you need to put a hundred rounds through a weapon … More
Love & Plunder – 11
You’d be perfectly within your rights to assume that the people who took control of the helicarrier were working with … More
My Two Elas
“You’re strangely quiet. I would have thought you’d be over the moon to meet yourself.” I looked up at Martialla … More
Ela Patrick stars in “Too Many Elas!”
Aside from the killing and the beating and the gassing and stealing all our stuff King Chevrolet Hollywoodland the Third … More
I took the road more traveled, etc.
Captain Boat Captain had told us to follow the river south if we wanted to find my doppelganger but when … More
Bacon bits
Instead of cracking J-Lo Two open like a turtle for soup and violently murdering us the river pirates (are they … More
Tales of the Ela-pocalypse – The Clone Saga : Senior Administrator Gene Reginald
“Sharon isn’t moving, we need to . . .” “They’ve got a customer as a hostage! How did they . … More
Tales from the Ela-pocalypse – The Clone Saga : SKU ELA20256250
Today things changed. No exercise, the drones took us into the elevator instead. Before sleeping I was just thinking that … More