“What did you do with the body?” Lucien gave me a worried look that I wasn’t supposed to see. I … More
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Reunited and it’s understood
“I don’t know what weapons World War III will be fought with but World War IV will be fought with … More
Hit me on Insta Milla Jojovovovich
I don’t want to bust Chelease’s tits too much because she’s helping me out. I think that she’s at least … More
Vampire Hunter E
When I was a kid a social worker made me talk to a therapist once. She told me that because … More
There’s a girl here and she’s almost you
Today I’m feeling like the kid at the end of Old Yeller. If Martialla has gone rabid on me I’m … More
I think Travis Tritt was the headliner that year
My sister claims that in ‘94 at the state fair, one of the giant boars from the livestock exhibit got … More
Tom Clancy presents
It took some work to get the steamroller-crane-buggy fired up. You see these days, cars (or whatever) don’t have keys, … More