Ela pscraps – Psaltery Psalm of the Pseudoscorpion

Scorpulator. I hate that guy. I’ve told him to fuck off a million times and he keeps harassing me. This … More

Do you know what a pseudoscorpion is? Of course you don’t. Why would anyone know that? Pseudoscorpions are flat arachnids … More

Ela scraps – For a Few Elas More

I often wonder that when we’re playing outlaw dress up if there’s truly any point in strapping down my ample … More

Martialla claims to be a better shot than Lillian Smith or Annie Oakley with a Colt-Burgess rifle. Not with any … More

Normally loosening a corset is quite an undertaking, depending on the orneriness of the lady’s quilted waistcoat in question it’s … More

“Are you sure about this?” Marti whined. “Yes” I told her, tightening the straps I had just purchased from 7th … More

I’m not stupid. When I see a pig monster I don’t believe I saw what I saw without asking some … More

There’s this old movie called Caddyshack. Men of a certain age love it. I think because there’s a girl in … More

When I was little I wanted to be a famous singer. Or a famous actress. Or a famous reporter. Or … More

“So what is anti-social sex anyway? I’ve been afire with curiosity ever since I read that in your file I … More