God said to Noah, no more water, the fire next time
The one where I’m better than Rocky
I starred in a movie about a complicated yet beautiful young woman that gets caught up in the ugly world of underground dance fighting. Battle Dance Underground Adrenaline Rush didn’t get screwed up in editing, it was just terrible from the word jump. I wore a leotard and a leather jacket in almost every scene. A leotard with a boob window. It was that kind of movie. The stunt/fight coordinator that I worked with for the sexy dance fighting movie was a legit guy. He had worked on a bunch of martial arts and action films that actually made money…
NAL Quiet on the Western Front – Martialla’s boring war journal
After Fortykills abandoned her self-appointed post as allied commander Nate took control by general consensus. (action item – learn why Madcat and Boss did not present themselves as leadership alternatives) Nate reported that in short order after the battle nearly 60 vehicles were repaired/re-built from the wrecks left on the fields outside of Hope and back in service. There has been no conflict of this size in memory of anyone in our force to confirm but this tactic must be a staple of modern warfare. The vehicles in use are low-maintenance, largely modular, and generally carry no munitions. This coupled…
My So-Called Knife
“God damn it” I muttered to myself as I wrapped my hands in filthy cloth that would infect any wounds I might get “Martialla should be doing this shit, but noooooo she had to fly away like . . . like . . . well like something.” “Who’s Marshalla?” asked Dirt-tooth, so called not because of his absolutely filthy teeth but because of his penchant for eating the sugary dirt around blood-grass just like Paul taught Martialla to do before he got himself killed. “She’s the one who should be doing this shit, I just said that!” I gestured at…
NAL quiet on the western front – Martialla’s boring war journal
Paradise remains in friendly hands and we were allowed to land. Nate has assumed control of our forces, forming a tribunal to oversee operations with Madcat who is now leading the Road Hogs (action item, find out how that happened) and Boss representing the sedentary power groups (action item, found out how that happened). After our departure Fortykills assumed command with Everett and Noah in support of her (action item, find out why they supported her). Fortykills gathered a force of roughly 200 vehicles and 1700 fighters (1000 unmounted) to meet the Invincible on Route 5 north of Hope. Fortykills…
The final station
My new traveling companions endeared themselves to me in short order by butchering and cooking up a dino-horse that I clipped with the truck. It was one of the better things I’ve eaten lately and it only caused me to have horrible stomach cramps rather than turning me into a human volcano, which is a huge win for my life these days. The fact that they can more or less speak 20th century English and they think I’m a total badass doesn’t make like them any less either. They said that their ancestors lived in a train that had a…
I hear the train a comin’, it’s rolling round the bend
Mistaken identities and face-spearings aside (one good thing about future people is they’re all so ugly they don’t care if you stab them in the face, you can still be friends) we got everything worked out. You know my theory, survive at all costs. Dignity means nothing. I was prepared to beg for my life, offer them sexual favors, agree to act as a quisling to bring them other people to kill, whatever I needed to do to live one more minute but none of that was necessary. As I alluded, well not alluded I guess I just said it…
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