The Shine

Who did Harry Potter ever beat?

An epic tale of piledrivers and shining wizards!

Making it in the world of professional wrestling is hard. Real hard. The promoters are all crooks, the pay is lousy, the fans hate everything, and everyone is out to stab you in the back.

You’d think that being able to do magic, real actual honest to God bend the laws of physics magic would help with that. You’d be wrong.

This is the story of Amazing Grace as she tries to make it big in the wrestling biz, and maybe save the world along the way as well.

What will fit in your soul?

While I waited for the Librarian to come pick me up in her 2008 Kia Soul I looked through Royale’s notes.  He wrote a lot about black mages summoning and controlling dogs a bunch of different times.  I don’t know why he went back to the same topic so often because it’s mostly the same.  Maybe he hated dogs.  Or was afraid of them. I remembered a note about how some of the really bad evil mages could summon what he called shadow beasts instead of normal canines.  I dug around until found those entries and it reads like a…

Death is an uncomfortable truth we must live with

I was afraid if I closed my eyes that I would never wake up.  That’s called dying.  FYI.  Also I wanted to close my eyes and go to sleep more than anything I ever wanted before or since.  I felt coldness in my bones worse than a Chicago winter spent without a home.  I wondered if I was already dead.  The way I felt didn’t seem like a way a possible way living person could feel. The door to the shitty break room was open and there were people in the diner.  That didn’t seem right.  There had never seen…

I’ll have the loneliness and ennui of modern urban life, a cup of coffee and fries

The Librarian pointed me at the fleabag motel at the edge of town where Bernal had been staying.  Nothing looked wrong with his room when I broke in, good thing no one was in there, but I got a bad vibe off the place.  Having not learned my lesson from that time I cast a spell in the Havana night club and would have died without Huddie’s nude magic party I tried to focus on picking up any kind of sensation I could.  That was not a good idea. I tried to sever my connection since unease was growing in…

Coldplay sucks

I’ve heard people say that when they had a near death experience a sense of calm came over them, they felt love and joy from the universe.  That would have been nice.  What I thought about was how no one would ever find my body.  I was okay with that.  Preferred it actually.  I don’t need anyone touching my dead body.  I would have just been gone.  I don’t have anyone to miss me.  I doubt I even would have warranted one of those “whatever happened to this obscure wrestler?” articles.  They only do that for pretty girls.  Onlyfans.  Onlyfans…

#girlboss

The Librarian told me that her mother wasn’t very nice to her.  She told me that for a while.  I hope I’m not getting jaded because I’m too young for that but often now in these situations where someone is giving me their backstory for why they fell into a bad situation I just want the person to get to the point.  She talked about her mom’s disapproval and bullying for a long time. I try to be sympathetic.  I do. Because of her mom she has low self-esteem and social anxiety and other problems.  Then she met these friends…

Once was blind but now I see

I’ve never pepper sprayed anyone, I have blinded people with magic.  I learned the hard way that after you shoot your wad if you’re not going to run away, which you probably should, you need to at least displace. If the person you blinded is still rarin’ to go you want to make sure that you’re not standing in the same spot.  That’s where they’re going to lunge.  Make sure you’re not there.  Remember when those Christian witch-killers shot me just by sound after I blinded them?  That was fucking impressive.  The Librarian did not do that.  It was probably…

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