I suppose instead of putting together a wrestling show I should be traveling the country figuring out what the female empowerment cult people are up to and coming up with a plan for putting a stop to their wicked ways. But why is that my responsibility? That sounds childish but I still feel it.
I hate superhero movies. One reason why is that the super people aren’t really doing anything – why aren’t they out using their superpowers all the time to help the world instead of waiting for a space mutant to try and murder everyone before they get their shit together?
Why does Superman waste time as pretending to be a reporter when people are being murdered every second of the day? Why isn’t he Supermanning all the time?
But here I am doing the same thing. Not that I’m a superhero, but if you find out about a murder cult shouldn’t you do something? What would that something be though? I don’t want to be one of those people who just throw up their hands and give up because a problem is “too big” but I don’t know what to do about it.
Other than murder of course. I could hunt down all the cult people and kill them. Doesn’t seem like a good idea though.
Forgetting about murder cults for a minute I actually got a couple bookings recently. I think because the people I’m booking on my show having been putting in a good word for me. I’ve been in Texas for a couple days working shows. I realized this – if you call someone ma’am while wearing a cowboy hat that changes everything.
When a hatless guy ma’ams you it seems snide at best. But when they have a cowboy hat on it seems respectful and old-fashioned in a good way. I wonder what other powers different kinds of hats have.
