Main event – Jolly Jane VS. Merlin

Some commenters have complained that I haven’t been talking about magic much lately.  That’s fair, no one is reading this because they need a behind the scenes look at wrestling.  There’s millions of sites for that.  There’s not much to say.  I’ve been trying to learn as much as I can on my own but that’s like trying to learn brain surgery on your own.  There are probably people that can do it.  I’m not one of them.  What is need is a new mentor but where do you find a real magician? 

Several people have asked if they could learn magic.  Short answer I don’t know.  Another short answer maybe.  I’ll equate it to brain surgery again.  Can anyone learn to be a brain surgeon?  Literally yes, but really no.  I don’t think you need to have some special magic inside you to do magic.  But it’s hard.  It just is.  Royale told me it’s getting harder all the time.  That there’s less and less magic in the world to gather up to make a spell. 

That’s a magic thing I can talk about.  Royale would talk about Merlin from time to time.  As if he was a real person that Royale knew.  He was pissed that Merlin has become known as a great magician because according to Royale, he sucked at magic.  Not even in the top five hundred wizards Royale would say.  But someone wrote a story about him so he’s famous.  Royale was really salty about that.

Some people asked about Alistair Crowley.   I don’t know anything about him.  Sorry.  Some people asked about Dr. Strange which I don’t understand.  Did they mean the movie?  Are they asking me if Benedict Cumberbatch is a real mage?  It would stand to reason there’s some famous people who can do magic.  Law of averages.

No I was not chosen like Buffy.  No I am not a witch.  Am I psychic?  I don’t think so.  I don’t really know what the difference people think is between psychic phenomena and magic.  I think the idea is that psychic stuff happens purely from your mind.  That’s not what I do.  I draw magic energy from all around, mostly from living things.  I don’t think psychics are legit. 

Yes, you can get magic from blood sacrifice but I don’t do that.  Because you can kill tons of plants and not get much magic.  Because that would be fucked up if you killed animals for magic.  And murder if you do it to people.  Being magic doesn’t mean you’re okay with murder.  Maybe I should get a job in a slaughterhouse.

That’s another story I can share.  In the 20s, Royale stopped a woman who was working as a nurse who would kill her patients to harvest their magic energy.  He told me about it when he was explaining that you never use magic to hurt anyone, except sometimes in self-defense.  He was uncharacteristically unclear about that.  Jolly Jane he called her.  I looked it up and it said she was caught in 1901, but I believe Royale more than Wikipedia. 

Magic is real.  Given that, what can you really believe about history as written?

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